As a follically challenged homosexual gent of a certain age. This T shirt resonated with me. Love the quality and love the tongue in cheek message. 10/10
Love this T shirt. Great quality and couldn’t be happier with the message. It’s 100% me.
80's Memphis "Jane Don't" Hawaiian Shirt
$55
Yes Jane Don't wore this on drag race.
Inspired by geometric designs of the 80's, often known as "memphis" named after Memphis Milano, an Italian design group that popularized the style.
⚠️ These are an oversized intentionally boxy fit, so if you want them more fitted I would recommend ordering a size or two smaller than what you typically wear!
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Medium fabric (7.23 oz/yd²(245 g/m²))
• Boxy fit
• Chest pocket
I'm happy to offer FREE SHIPPING for all orders over $100 USD in the US & Canada.
Hi! Products from me can come from multiple places depending on which one you're talking about, so I'm going to try and break it down!
All swim briefs and underwear comes directly from me here in Toronto, Canada. In the case of US orders I pay the tariffs up front, so no worries about getting charged upon delivery!
Other products from Pander are made-to-order, which means your product needs to be produced after you order it. This mostly helps me avoid living in an apartment full of giant boxes!
My knitwear products are made-to-order from China, and will be produced and shipped directly from a fulfillment facility in Dongguan. This is why sweater orders take 2-4 weeks, typically 1 week for production and then depending on where you live the rest of the time is for shipping.
All other products (t-shirts, crop tops, tank tops, hoodies, gym tanks, sweatshirts, swim trunks, coffee mugs, iron-on patches, etc.) are produced with a company that has fulfillment facilities across the globe, and will be produced and shipped from whichever location is closest to you. Some of the locations include North Carolina, Toronto, Barcelona, Riga, and Tijuana. This is ideal for European orders, as they can be shipped from within the EU.
So for this reason, if you order multiple products at once, you will likely receive them in multiple separate shipments.
Do you ship worldwide?
Aside from a few select countries (Cuba, Syria, North Korea, etc.) Pander ships worldwide. Certain countries have proven difficult to ship to, but I'm always willing to try! Please make sure to include any information or codes your country needs (I'm looking at you, Brazil).
I have to be upfront that I'm a one man operation and Pander doesn't operate at a very high profit margin, so returns are difficult! The majority of my items are made-to-order, meaning they're made specifically for you once you place your order, so a return puts me in a position of a loss. Nonetheless, if you have significant issues with sizing I will try and do my best to help you make an exchange, but this is not always possible.
If your order is damaged or incorrect in anyway, I will claim 100% responsibility for this and as long as you get back to me within 4 weeks after receiving the product I will help you get a full refund. For packages lost in transit (that is, not listed as "delivered" as unfortunately I can't confirm if the customer is pulling a scam), please also try to alert me of this within 4 weeks as well!
If you require help with your order please contact me at help@pandershirts.com
What if it gets sent back?
The return address is set by default to Pander Shirts. If the package is undeliverable and gets returned, we will contact you and try to rectify the issue. Any unclaimed returns get donated to charity after 4 weeks.
Wrong Address - If you provide an address that is considered insufficient by the courier, the shipment will be returned to us. You will be liable for reshipment costs once we have confirmed an updated address with you.
Unclaimed - Shipments that go unclaimed are returned to us and you will be liable for the cost of a reshipment.
Buyer’s Remorse - Unfortunately, we are not able to refund orders for buyer’s remorse. Returns will only be accommodated based on error as a result of Pander Shirts.